When Stewie is hiding in a locker watching the teenage cheerleaders undress, he says: "What's this? It appears my wee wee has been stricken with rigor mortis."
The above quote is one of my all-time favorites from Family Guy.
What would yours be?
Too many to choose from! I watch tons of FG but I really can't think of any...
"...as first lady of the American stage Helen Hayes once said..."I'm going to KILL you!""
Brian: So what happenefamily guy quotesd?
Stewie: Well, you wanna know what I learned this week? Being a grown-up sucks. Woman, Brian- what a royal pain in the AV儿劣. It's like, it's like, why can't you just hang out with guys, you know? Just live with someone of your own sex, just do what you would do with women, but with your buddy, you know wha- why don't guys just do that?
Brian: They do, it's called being gay.
Stewie: Oh, that's what gay is? Oh yeah, I could totally get into that.
Stewie in reference to Peter's dad hanging a crucfamily guy quotesifix in their kitchen: Yes nothing says "eat up" like a bleeding, half naked Jew, nailed to a piece of wood.
HA!
Love it.
Peter at the fastfood place: "Attention restaurant customers: Testicles. That is all. "
There are too many but one of my favorite scenes is the whole Cool Whip thing where they pronounce the "h". Just the whole scene at the hotel room.
give me back my sock u goat bastard
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